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Posted: 23 May 2008 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]
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A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more than its normal volume. And owner Mark Muller credits his decision to start offering buyers their choice of a $250 gas card or a $250 credit at a gun shop.

“This thing has taken off. Sales have quadrupled,” said Muller. The store sells both used and new vehicles including General Motors and Ford products.

Every buyer so far “except one guy from Canada and one old guy” has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.

“It’s a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket,” he said.

Muller said the promotion was inspired by Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, who is vying with Hillary Clinton to be the Democratic nominee for the presidential election in November.

“We did it because of Barack Obama. He said all those people in the Midwest, you’ve got to have compassion for them because they’re clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive.”

“We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns,” said Muller. “I’ve got a gun in my pocket right now. I have a rifle in my truck. We’ve got to shoot the coyotes out here, they’re attacking our cows, our chickens. We’re not clinging to nothing. We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want. This is the way it ought to be.”
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Wow America must be a very safe place to live in I TOTALLY ENVY YOU.

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Posted: 23 May 2008 05:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 23 May 2008 06:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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ShadowXOR - 23 May 2008 05:09 PM

WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

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Posted: 23 May 2008 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

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Posted: 23 May 2008 07:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS SENSITIVE FUCK I AM SO GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A BUS ON GTA4 TONIGHt

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Posted: 23 May 2008 07:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS SENSITIVE FUCK I AM SO GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A BUS ON GTA4 TONIGHt

THE BANG BUS?!

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Posted: 23 May 2008 07:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS SENSITIVE FUCK I AM SO GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A BUS ON GTA4 TONIGHt

THE BANG BUS?!

IAM ONLY 15 PEDOPHILE

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Posted: 23 May 2008 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS SENSITIVE FUCK I AM SO GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A BUS ON GTA4 TONIGHt

THE BANG BUS?!

IAM ONLY 15 PEDOPHILE

IF YOU’RE ONLY 15 YOU SHOULDN’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

PLUS THE AGE OF CONSENT IN CANADA IS 16 SO WE DON’T HAVE LONG TO WAIT NOW BEFORE IT’S OK AND NORMAL!!!

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Posted: 23 May 2008 10:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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WRONG FUCKING SECTION ASSHOLE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’M MOVING YOUR SHIT FROM NOW ON EVERY POST IN THE WRONG PLACE WILL BE INSTANTLY DELETED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED IF IT HAPPENS MUCH MORE!!!  DICKHEAD!!!

DICKHEAD I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING SECTION THIS WOULD BE IN HOW THE FUCK IS GUN AND CARS GOING INTO POLITICS AND SHIT. I DUN LEARN NOUGH

NOT JUST POLITICS THIS FORUM IS ALSO FOR SENSITIVE SUBJECTS!!!

I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS SENSITIVE FUCK I AM SO GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A BUS ON GTA4 TONIGHt

THE BANG BUS?!

IAM ONLY 15 PEDOPHILE

IF YOU’RE ONLY 15 YOU SHOULDN’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

PLUS THE AGE OF CONSENT IN CANADA IS 16 SO WE DON’T HAVE LONG TO WAIT NOW BEFORE IT’S OK AND NORMAL!!!

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Posted: 26 May 2008 10:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Wait, so this guy wants to stick it to Obama and show him they don’t cling to their guns by… offering guns? Way to totally prove him right, lol.

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Posted: 02 June 2008 11:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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this thread is crrzy.

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